Sometimes those who have given us the most

Are the very ones we fail to thank

I thank you now

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Joseph Barth

I started with nothing

I still have most of it left

Your husband called

And said you can buy anything you want

It’s a wonderful life

Bed and Breakfast,

Two things men can’t make

Nana’s Kitchen

Where memories are made

And grand kids are spoiled

Better days are coming

They are called

Saturday and Sunday

To error is human

To forgive unlikely

Live Well * Laugh Often * Love Much

Good Food * Good Friends * Good Times

Friends Welcome

Relatives by appointment only

I smile ‘cause you’re my sister

I laugh ‘cause there’s nothing you can do about it

You’ve always been a great mom

But now you’re my best friend

You put the “Grand” in Grandma

You put the “Grand” in Grandpa

I’m glad you’re my friend

Cause you deserve the very best

It doesn’t matter where you go in life,

It’s whom you have beside you

Happiness is being married to your best friend

There’s no place like home

Except Grandma’s

We’ve been through a lot together

And most of it was your fault

Many a child is spoiled

Because we can’t spank Grandma

Have tea with me

The gossip is free

One martini, two martini, three martini, floor

Give a weed an inch

And it will take the yard

Old gardeners never die

They just go to pot

Have a bloomin’ good day

Leave room in your garden for angels to dance

Well behaved women don’t make history

P.M.S. Permanent Mean Streak

Old enough to know better

Young enough to do it anyway

I’m a luxury so few can afford

Girls just wanna have fun

Angels have wings

So they can carry out prayers to God

Life is hard

But God is good

When in doubt

Look up

May the lord bless you and keep you

Life is precious, handle with prayer

Today I will not worry

Unless the animals start lining up

Two by two

Prayer begins by talking to God

And ends by listening to Him

Dear Lord, please put your arm around my shoulder

And your hand over my mouth

Gone Fishing

Gone Hunting

Good things come to those who bait

A great fisherman lives here

With the catch of his life

I fish, therefore I lie

Hunters, fisherman and other liars gather here

My goal: work less, fish more

A great hunter lives here with the DEAR of this life

Vegetarian: Old Indian word for lousy hunter

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day

Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the weekend

God bless the USA

Proud to be an American

America..Home of the brave

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Of the United States of America

Let Freedom Ring

Forget the dog,

Beware of the kids

Home is where you hang your leash

A house just isn’t a home without a dog

A house just isn’t a home without a cat

My dog’s not spoiled

I’m just well trained

Forget the dog,

Beware of the owner

Cats leave paw prints on your heart

The cat from Hell lives here

2 teach

Is 2 touch

Hearts 4 ever

Teachers plant seeds that grow forever

Three reasons to be a teacher:

June, July, August

Teaching isn’t a job

It’s an adventure

Dear Santa, define Good

Happy fall Y’all

Dear Santa, I can explain

Who needs Santa, I have Visa

Christ is the best part of Christmas

Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?

Dear Santa, leave presents, take my sister

If I were an icicle I’d melt for you

Quilters never grow old

They just go to pieces

I love sewing

And have plenty if material witnesses

When life gives you scraps

Make a quilt

Stamps forever

Housework never

I only craft on days ending in Y

Lord, if I can’t be skinny

Bless me with fat friends